How I Lost All My FB Friends, episode 9

Today's installment is really good for getting rid of friends who are under review for security clearances, or perhaps who are applying to new jobs, especially if they leave a status to that effect.  

"Hey, man, remember that time you...[stole all those guns][took a butt ton of acid and blacked out for three days][murdered your neighbor's cat][etc.]"  The best part of this is that it doesn't really have to be true!  Although if it isn't true, you might get sued for libel.  So there is that...