28.2.2013
Super Heroine (with
an e, so it’s legal)
Murder –
yes that was it! “One key death,” wasn’t
that what he’d always said? Maurice
looked at the body at his feet, its cooling blood staining the white shag
carpet. The letter opener was still
sticky in his trembling grasp. Had he
done it? Had he really done it? Maurice stepped around the body, giving it a
wide berth. Certainly, he’d imagined –
but that was where he stopped: in his mind.
When he tried to spool through his memories, the last thing he
remembered doing was locking the door to his house. The analytic side of his brain noted how
interesting it was that he’d blocked the entire event from his mind, but the
rest of his mind screamed to turn tail and run.
The rest won. He dropped the
letter opener and walked as calmly as possible through the reception area, turn
right and called for an elevator.
In his
panic, he didn’t notice that he never heard the letter opener hit the
ground.
#
Angela
Marks knelt over the body of Carl Grant, feeling the shag carpet squish like
mud beneath her shoes. Five holes
punctured Grant’s shirt and chest, one of the stabs obviously hit the sod in the
heart. Yep, there it was, just below the
solar plexus. If Marks had to guess it
was a lucky shot, rather than a trained strike.
The wounds were semi-circular, smooth.
She wanted to say he’d been done it with a pen, but the holes were too
big – besides, Grant only had fountain pens in his square steel pen
trough. With a red-nailed finger, she
prodded the wounds, sending a short dribble of crimson down across Grant’s
white shirt. Blood was nothing new to
Marks. She’d been doing this job for ten
years, more or less – mostly more. Of
course, no one else knew she was doing the job – that was the real problem of
being dead, no appreciation.
Contrary to
popular belief, “crossing over” doesn’t grant any sort of extra sensory
perception, besides the ability to see other ghosts, but people saw them all
the time in real life. They just didn’t
know how to contextualize the sightings.
Americans discounted the sightings as floaters in their eyes, or a
sudden shift in the light, or just a reflection off a mirror or window. Now, according to one of Marks’s friends, in
South America, certain groups revered ghosts as signs from their gods, or a
blessing from a favored saint. That was
enough of a kick for some that they stayed around. Those ghosts rarely got noticed in life, so
earning a sort of spooky celebrity brought them joy. Marks just thought it sounded deadly dull. No, she needed satisfaction, the satisfaction
only work could bring. Besides, the
perks of being a god didn’t do much for a ghost: watching sacrificed food rot
wasn’t her idea of a good time.
Marks shook
her head and focused on the task at hand.
Shaking her head didn’t give her the same satisfactory sloshing of the
brain that it did in life, but it was an ingrained habit, why bother to change
now? Carl Grant was still warm to the
touch, which meant very little to Marks, since her average temperature was
around 32*F, but the blood on the floor was still fairly fluid, not too sticky,
sort of like warmed honey. Grant must
have died only an hour or two before she got pulled there. She rifled through his wallet and pockets
again. California ID, even though he’d
been in New York for several years, judging by the general state of “settled-inness”
of his office. The chair had been sat in
enough to show a perfect mold of his bony ass.
A silver ring stained the teak desk, presumably where Grant habitually
kept his coffee mug. His pockets held
three door keys, one presumably for a loft, the other two for the office. A separate keyring held a key with “Ferrari”
etched into the guitar pick-shaped head.
That was a crime in its own right, but Marks doubted anyone would kill a
man for having a racing car in a city where the top speed it would likely ever
see was thirty miles per hour. She checked
the wallet a third time. Something was
missing, she was sure of it, but how she’d figure out what was beyond her. Four credit cards, probably all near their
limit, judging by Grant’s lifestyle; no cash; no receipts, which didn’t concern
Marks, since he likely paid for all his business expenses with plastic and
tracked the receipts online; no photos; four
sticky-notes where normal people kept cash, each with a PIN disguised as a
receipt MCdonald’s: $44.12, AMerican Dental: $32.55, V-charge: $17.17,
Discovery Channel.com: $77.90, all of which would be more convincing if Grant
actually carried any other receipts.
Marks was always impressed when only marginally clever people ended up
making as much money as Grant did, and judging
by the crystal clock next to the stainless steel pen trough, Grant had
incredibly expensive taste to go with his money and probably went to the cinema
too often. His silver Omega watch
matched the one from the latest Bond film, his shoes were tailored white and
black wingtips like Denzel Washington’s shoes in American Gangster. Marks
smiled ruefully. Clearly, she spent too much time at the
cinema. Although, there were a
surprising number of murders in cinemas around the country, so at least she
could write off some of that as work-related.
The clock
said it was about twenty past three, so Marks had maybe another two hours to
figure out who killed Grant. She sat in
the chair and steepled her fingers. Her
job would be a lot easier if she could just leave the room, but if she did that
she might randomly teleport to a different crime scene. Even after ten or eleven years (time was
pretty relative to ghosts) of working this job, she wasn’t quite clear on the
rules. If the door had been open, she
could leave, but since it was closed, she was limited to this immediate
area. Something about the space being
closed, limited her mobility. Marks
shrugged and rifled through the desk drawers.
Notebooks and files sat at right angles, perfectly centered in the
drawers. Grants was organized, she had
to admit that. She looked at the pen
trough again. It was slightly askew, but
the clock beside it formed a perfect right angle with the edges of the
desk. Something had been taken out of
the pen trough – and not by Grant.
In the
bottom left-hand drawer, a square laptop lay under a tightly wrapped
charger. Marks pulled both out and ran
the plug to the cleverly hidden socket under the desk – she couldn’t use it,
but the local PD certainly could. She’d
tried using a computer once after she died, but all that did was scare the
bejeebas out of the next person to use it in the public library, since the only
thing the machine would do afterwards was play the movie Whitenoise on repeat, which would have been bad enough, but the
movie hadn’t even been filmed yet. That
public library closed a year later.
Marks
looked over the rest of the room. A
small camera lens glinted just above the potted plant in the corner near the
window. It was a good place to hide a
camera, with the sun always off to the side, glare from the lens would be
minimal.
Just then a
portly man with a weak mustache opened the door. He stared at Marks, then at the laptop. A bloody letter opener was caught in the cuff
of his khaki pants. The wild look in his
eye, said that he didn’t know where his murder weapon was. He gaze shifted from Marks to the laptop,
then to the body. A feminine shriek
escaped his lips. He made a mad dash to
the video camera by the potted and pulled on the lens with both hands. The only thing he succeeded at was upsetting
the plant and himself. The letter opener
slid from his cuff, bounced once on the shag carpet, then stopped. The man looked around to make sure no one
noticed.
Marks
smirked and walked over to the door. The
man still hadn’t noticed another presence in the room with him apparently, or
he was too worried to consider that he wouldn’t feel a camera watching
him. Marks toed the door shut and took a
step nearer the man.
He yelped,
scrambled to his feet, and ran at the door.
Gingerly as she could, Marks set her foot in front of the running man
and shoved him in the back. He landed
head first with a crash, moaned, then was still.
All in all,
it wasn’t Marks’s finest work, but she’d set everything up that the PD would need;
if they wanted more, then they should find a way to get her a more permanent
body.
1 comment:
Interesting short story Heydon. I certainly have never thought about a detective ghost before. Crazy concept!
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