Books that Should Never Happen, III

Doubling Down on Douchebaggery: A comprehensive how-to on living bitterly

Reviews:  "I laughed, I cried, I ran over my spouse's dog."

"All these years, I thought my unhappiness was my own fault.  Now, I know it's yours."

Books that should never Happen, I

Welcome to March!  This month, I'll be featuring the titles of Books that should never be written.
Genre: Self-help/Inspirational
Teetotaler: How I Drank my Way to Sobriety. 

SPOILER ALERT:  The protagonist dies.