So the Pope has resigned (first time in 600 years). Because of this, today is a special edition of February short stories. Thanks to reader Zach for the idea on this.
"Time to get down with the Brown." The rightfully chosen Pope Danny Trejo (as himself) has been ousted by a vengeful old order. Now it's time for payback. Danny Trejo joins forces with outraged Catholics and lays siege to the Vatican.