HILAMFBF 19 (The Double Tap)

If on the other hand, you are like Stradlater and happen to date your friends' ex's, then here's one for you to decapitate that friendship.

"Hey, [dude/lady], I just used Zombieland rule no. 2 on your ex-[girl-/boyfriend]."

Then do a follow up post.

"I double tapped them."

Keep it classy?  Of course not, you're rolling like Stradlater.

How I Lost All My FB Friends, episode 13

This is the scariest stuff EVER.  Link it to your friends to lose them (well, the last one might not make your friends give you up).   It's a more sure fire end to something than watching that video clip from The Ring.

Special Thanks to BIX for this one.

Cheers!

How I lost all my FB friends, episode VI

So I used roman numerals this time because Episode VI was my favorite of the three Star Wars films.  (I'm sorry, Natalie Portman.  You are a fabulous actress, but without Han Solo... I'm sure you understand.)

Here's another handy way to lose that pesky oversharing FB friend.  "Dear [be sure to tag your soon-to-be-ex-friend here], I'm sorry your heart was broken, but did you really think that all those passive aggressive posts were really going to mend your relationship? #notsosly"

Cheers, and best of luck losing those friends!