How I Lost All My FB Friends, episode 14

Thanks for reading!  Here's another tip for getting rid of those pesky friends.

Their post: ".... Why does this always happen to me?"
Your post: "Because you're not as good looking as I am."

You feel better AND lose a friend.  Aren't you lucky?

How I Lost All My FB Friends, episode 13

This is the scariest stuff EVER.  Link it to your friends to lose them (well, the last one might not make your friends give you up).   It's a more sure fire end to something than watching that video clip from The Ring.

Special Thanks to BIX for this one.

Cheers!

How I Lost All My FB Friends, 12 (Rhetorical Edition)

This is another one sure to get some temper boiling over onto that "unfriend" button.

Just a simple question, no follow up needed: "Who would Jesus bomb?"

Boom! Instant firestorm.

How I Lost All My FB Friends at the 11th hour

We all have friends that are staunch creationists (and there's nothing wrong with that), but if you really want to get rid of them, link to this 19 year old that raises some good points about SCIENCE!
Then post, "So humans are more creative than God, because we can dream up a self-correcting system, but God couldn't do that with all that time He had before time began?"  Then do another follow up post pointing out how outright nasty these "Christians" are being to this kid over a clearly religious issue.

How I Lost My FB Friends, episode 10

This is mostly how to lose that English Major friend.  Post this link to "ask the editor" about prepositions.  Why alienate your own friends when you can have Winston Churchill do it for you?
If you really want to rub it in, say something like, "If Shakespeare could do it, so can I."

How I Lost All My FB Friends, episode 9

Today's installment is really good for getting rid of friends who are under review for security clearances, or perhaps who are applying to new jobs, especially if they leave a status to that effect.  

"Hey, man, remember that time you...[stole all those guns][took a butt ton of acid and blacked out for three days][murdered your neighbor's cat][etc.]"  The best part of this is that it doesn't really have to be true!  Although if it isn't true, you might get sued for libel.  So there is that...

How I Lost All My FB Friends 8: the Eightening

We all have some FB friends that are younger than us, but let's take pretentious to a whole new level so we can lambaste ANYONE.  Instead of saying, "I'll tell you when you're older," to passive aggressive rhetorical ramblings that end in questions like "Why does this always happen to me?" say::
"I'll tell you when you're more emotionally mature."
Then do a follow up post:
"You're an idiot."

Friend problem solved.