26 January 2013

HILAMFBF 19 (The Double Tap)

If on the other hand, you are like Stradlater and happen to date your friends' ex's, then here's one for you to decapitate that friendship.

"Hey, [dude/lady], I just used Zombieland rule no. 2 on your ex-[girl-/boyfriend]."

Then do a follow up post.

"I double tapped them."

Keep it classy?  Of course not, you're rolling like Stradlater.

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