24 January 2013

How I Lost All My FB Friends, 17: Weighty Issues

What better way to lose friends than to give them inspirational quotes?

"Salvador Dali said that intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.  In other news, how's that avian paperweight of yours?"

If they don't get it, then they weren't that bright after all.  If they do get it, then maybe they'll grow some ambition and become your own personal archnemesis.  Lucky you!

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