So I used roman numerals this time because Episode VI was my favorite of the three Star Wars films. (I'm sorry, Natalie Portman. You are a fabulous actress, but without Han Solo... I'm sure you understand.)
Here's another handy way to lose that pesky oversharing FB friend. "Dear [be sure to tag your soon-to-be-ex-friend here], I'm sorry your heart was broken, but did you really think that all those passive aggressive posts were really going to mend your relationship? #notsosly"
Cheers, and best of luck losing those friends!